Movie Features: Trailer Trash: XXX The Return of Xander Cage

Published January 25, 2017

Trailer Trash: XXX The Return of Xander Cage

Triple the vengeance, Triple the fear, Triple the lack of proper action roles for Vin. Yes XXX is back, less black and more bald.

When you successfully re-invigorated an almost dead franchise what do you do next?

Try to re-invigorate a fully dead one!

So let’s go on this extreme ride with Vin as tries to throw in whatever makes the Fast movies work into this dead horse.

Watch as he mumbles one liners that are so bad you would want to start living your life a quarter mile at a time.

In movie which is basically what would happen if Bond took a lot of acid and ecstasy, get to see spy’s who bring attention to themselves, manage to find models that just couldn’t make the Victoria Secrets shortlist and acting so wooden that Pinocchio would… ( nah too easy )

Like seriously Vin still gets offered work outside the Fast franchise?

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The possible result of lab experiment gone horribly wrong, a real life Anti-Hero with all of the sarcasm/attitude and non-of-the superpowers. Still tears up each time he sees Arnie lowered into the molten metal. Thinks he is super funny… others beg to differ. Was going to live his life ¼ mile at a time until he converted it to the metric system… and would choose the red pill every time. Driven by Dreams and Fuelled by Passion.